Category Archives: Photos, Graphics

Sep29

A practical sample of how human mind works

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A practical sample of how human mind works

Someone emailed this to me. I thought I share. Very nice.

———- In the picture below, we will analyze what it represents to some groups of people.

Read the review after the photo…

- For young men, it’s a nice ass. Only the most observant will define this as an ass crossing the street. The really observant will see the thong.

- For older men, it is a respectable woman with a nice ass crossing the street.

- The perverts will imagine her as a naked woman.

- The wise men will ponder the presence of mind of the photographer in the face of such beauty and gratitude that it was shared with humanity.

- For half of the women, this is an ordinary woman who should not have left home dressed that way.

- The other half is wondering where she bought that blouse.

- The wise women imagine the misery that this will be at 50.

- Children, the curious, and monks will probably notice a dog driving the taxi..

Don’t be alarmed, I didn’t see the dog either.

May9

The Arrogance of Authority

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The Arrogance of Authority

A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas , and talked with an old rancher. He told the rancher, “I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs.” The rancher said, “Okay , but don’t go in that field over there…..”, as he pointed out the location.

The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, ” Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me !”

Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher.

“See this badge?! This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish…. On any land !! No questions asked or answers given!! Have I made myself clear……do you understand ?!!”

The rancher nodded politely, apologized, and went about his chores.

A short time later, the old rancher heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by the rancher’s big Santa Gertrudis bull……

With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that he’d sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified.

The rancher threw down his tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of his lungs…..

(I just love this part….)

“Your badge, show him your BADGE…….. ! !”

Mar30

The dangers of phonetics

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The dangers of phonetics

Last Saturday, 26 March, NSW Labor Party was “routed” by the NSW Coalition in the state election. As a result, the Labor Party is now considering likely candidates to lead them as opposition. One of the candidates is newly elected MP for Blacktown John Robertson. Former PM of Australia Paul Keating is critical of Robertson.

Here is a report from a national online daily:

Mar23

Brain teaser

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Brain teaser

Here is something you can send to friends 60 or over. Simply highlight the text below and paste it in your email message box.

— start here —

1- Find the C below . do not use any cursor help.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

2- If you already found the C, now find the 6 below.

99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 69999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

3 – Now find the N below. It’s a little more difficult.

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

This is NOT a joke. If you were able to pass these three tests, you can cancel your annual visit to your neurologist. Your brain is great and you’re far from having a close relationship with Mr Alzheimer’s.

— end here —

Aug17

Airline with a sense of humor

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Airline with a sense of humor

Kulula is a low-cost South-African airline that doesn’t take itself too seriously.

Check out their new livery!

Aug21

New Zealand topless parade

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New Zealand topless parade

Where is the world heading to?, you might ask.

For sure, not down under. In New Zealand perhaps? Could be. Have a read of this article that appeared in one of my favorite news sites, Reuters.

This has been a public service topless parade…
Posted by: Robert Basler

It’s time again for the Boobs on Bikes parade down in New Zealand, where porn stars exercise their right to ride topless on motorcycles in public. Last year, 80,000 people showed up to watch. I think that is the entire male population, but don’t hold me to that.

We have a video report on today’s parade, in which a woman watching the event tells us, “People need porn, some people can’t get it at home.”

I guess by that logic, topless parades are some sort of community service?

Cripes. I can’t get big chocolate doughnuts at home, but that doesn’t mean I expect to go downtown and find a Big Chocolate Doughnut Parade. Come to think of it, that would be kind of awesome, and if there was one, I would SO be there!

[hidepost]Yes, as a bonus here’s the link of the related video. Reuters “warned” us there is “partial nudity” in the video. Enjoy![/hidepost]