http://funandpun.com/main Imagine a world without fun Sun, 27 Sep 2009 10:59:59 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Just received Oxford Dictionary's latest definition of the following words. lease update your online dictionary. DEFINITIONS : * Divorce : Future tense of marriage. * Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool on the other. * Lecture : An art of transferring information from ... http://funandpun.com/main/oxford-dictionary-updates-definitions/ 1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. 2. I  thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian. 3. She was only a whiskey maker but he loved her ... http://funandpun.com/main/having-fun/ Idiotic 'Millionaire' Contestant Makes Worst Use Of Lifelines Ever NEW YORK - Idaho resident Kathy Evans brought humiliation to her friends and family Tuesday when she set a new standard for stupidity with her appearance on the popular TV show, 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.' It seems that Evans, a 32-year-old ... http://funandpun.com/main/you-cant-fix-stupid/ Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO ... http://funandpun.com/main/why-men-are-never-depressed/ Read to the end of this story....  Do NOT scroll down.                                                                                                                  A true story and its source was the Australian Quarantine Inspection Service in Adelaide.                                                                                                                         A bloke and his family were on holidays in the United States and went to Mexico for a week.  An avid cactus fan, the man bought ... http://funandpun.com/main/the-quarantine-officer/ Classic example. Can't stop laughing. The boss and the eclipse http://funandpun.com/main/miscommunication/ Got this in my email. No title at all, except that it is an mp3.  Just like to share this with you.  No intention of any racial slur. Just for fun. Press the PLAY button to listen. [audio:http://funandpun.com/main/wp-content/uploads/italian.mp3] Let me know what you think. http://funandpun.com/main/the-italian-job/ Love him or hate him, he sure hits the nail on the head with this! Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High School about 11 things they did not and will not learn in school. He talks about how feel-good, politically correct teachings created a generation of kids ... http://funandpun.com/main/bill-gates-11-rules/ What is pun? "A pun is a phrase that deliberately exploits confusion between similar-sounding words for humorous or rhetorical effect. "A pun may also cause confusion between two senses of the same written or spoken word, due to homophony, homography, homonymy, polysemy, or metaphorical usage. Walter Redfern has said: 'To pun is ... http://funandpun.com/main/pun-is-fun-or-fun-is-pun/ I'm a great fan of Google. In fact, almost everything about Google, including Gmail. But sometimes, I find Gmail's advanced technology very unnerving, but funnnnny. Have a look for example at the recent upgrade of Gmail's mailbox space to 7055 megabytes. That's a lot I know, but believe you me, there ... http://funandpun.com/main/google-automation-exceptionally-good-but-funny/